Dear Diary – April 19, 2022
I wrote 800 words today so everyone can fuck off. Or, don't. You understand my meaning. Georgie was not as worn out from yesterday as...
Dear Diary – April 18, 2022
Georgie and I went on a walk with our new friends today. We were out for maybe a total of 3 hours, and I didn't...
Every Episode Of ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’ Ranked
I've had It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia in rotation on my TV/computer for many months. My puppy has grown up on it (I figured it...
Dear Diary – April 17, 2022
I made brownies. I said I'd bring brownies for a walk tomorrow I'm going on. So I did. Y'all, I am so tired of cleaning....
Dear Diary – April 16, 2022
Benny's Saturday Saturdays are for cleaning. Just like every day. Forever. I would definitely pay people to help me clean if I were rich. Cook...
Dear Diary – April 15, 2022
Okay, this side of the roof is done, so no more dudes staring in my windows while they work. Next week maybe I can be...