I cleaned the kitchen. Please clap. I didn’t have the energy for the rest of the house. I will try tomorrow. Germany’s DHL hub is...

Took Georgie for a trip into town today since the village only has so many streets and smells. This did nothing to expel her energy,...

Okay, you asked for it (no you didn’t). Thanksgiving rant. Fuck the word “Friendsgiving”. I have no family and Thanksgiving was never something we “celebrated”...

“I can’t go away with you on a rock climbing weekend, what if something’s on TV and it’s never shown again?” – Lemonheads Don’t you...

Don’t do anything without your medication. Don’t do anything without your medication. Don’t do anything without your medication. Or else you might snap and murder....